Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009

poot lovato

Poot lovato is Demi Lovato's sister that's been trapped in the basement until she recently escaped and was spotted on the red carpet. She also flicks genatalia

Dude! Did you see the new single Poot for th summer by Poot Lovato

Harry pooter

Winnie the Poot

Pooter pan

by Pooter Pan January 21, 2016

pootatoo

A very fancy way of saying potato...Great to tell your Red lobster waiter!

May i have a baked pootatoo

by Black Wheat January 27, 2009

poot

1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.

"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"

"Did she just poot?"

"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"

"Poot!"

by hmm!? June 22, 2006

Pittsburgh Poot

-immediately following sex with your girl, you fart directly into her face then walk out of the room, exclaiming, "it's over bitch!"

*common technique used by men of Pittsburgh to break it off with their woman

Brett: Did you break up with Jenn bro?

Dan: Ya dude it's over.

Brett: Did you at least get your dick wet before you ended it?

Dan: Hell ya! And after I blew my load, I Pittsburgh pooted that bitch!

by Erik Chrys April 26, 2008

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

poot box

Buttocks, ass, booty, behind

I popped my dick in her poot box

by Spellcheck June 11, 2006