Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.

'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'

by Blonest May 4, 2019

dark promise

A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope

The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man

by peterz N May 31, 2019

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020

quesadilla promise

A promise to make quesadillas for someone

A man who breaks a quesadilla promise is not a man but a worm

by Queso Dilla March 15, 2021

ghostly_promises

ghostly_promises is a tiktoker who mainly posts genshin content but overall just posts whatever they feel like. ghostly_promises uses she/her pronouns and is a rightful xingqiu enthusiast.

person 1: ghostly_promises is awesome!
person 2: i know right? i love her content!

by fae. July 12, 2021

Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.

by exuk November 19, 2021

german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.

Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada

by @exileoftza July 7, 2022