The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!
Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!
by anonymous July 22, 2023
Get the Diaper Principlemug. This principle/ law states that “nothing can be proven as false or nonexistent”
Another way to phrase this is “there is always a chance for anything to happen”
Another way to phrase this is “there is always a chance for anything to happen”
Does god exist?
Well The Bevens Principle states that we can’t prove God doesn’t exist. No matter what test we do, they’re is always a nonzero chance that there is one. Same goes for just about anything else.
Well The Bevens Principle states that we can’t prove God doesn’t exist. No matter what test we do, they’re is always a nonzero chance that there is one. Same goes for just about anything else.
by Haydarken January 11, 2020
Get the The Bevens principlemug. Milley Principle, n.
When a United States military officer undermines the civilian command and control of the military and Promises to betray his country to an enemy, he is giving effect to the milly principal. A person that gives effect to the Milley Principle may also be referred to as a "Benedict Arnold."
See related definition, "Benedict Arnold."
When a United States military officer undermines the civilian command and control of the military and Promises to betray his country to an enemy, he is giving effect to the milly principal. A person that gives effect to the Milley Principle may also be referred to as a "Benedict Arnold."
See related definition, "Benedict Arnold."
The French military does not follow the Milley Principle, so they kill their enemies first and then announce doing so.
by Constitutional Counselor September 16, 2021
Get the Milley Principlemug. If two things are about 50% the same, they are as good as being the same thing, as quoted by GuanZhe
What did you say? You're gonna kill him? I heard you're gonna kiss him... meh, by GuanZhe's uncertainty principle, they both start with 'K-I', it's as good as the same thing.
by Reverse Godzilla November 7, 2020
Get the GuanZhe's Uncertainty Principlemug. When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010
Get the monkey principlemug. Osinski Principle noun
1. You are not finished your project; done is your relationship to the project. It is just a new release.
2. A concept asserting that the completion of a project is not a final endpoint, but rather a transition to a new phase; the project remains an ongoing endeavor with continuous improvements and updates.
1. You are not finished your project; done is your relationship to the project. It is just a new release.
2. A concept asserting that the completion of a project is not a final endpoint, but rather a transition to a new phase; the project remains an ongoing endeavor with continuous improvements and updates.
Example in context: "According to the Osinski Principle, releasing a version of the app doesn’t mean the work is done; it’s simply the beginning of the next iteration."
by Those who know = 💀 October 18, 2024
Get the The Osinski principlemug. Don't think about it. Really.
Take my word for it. You've never met me before, but trust me. The "Exoti Principle" is something you should know.
by m0nk3yn1nj4 October 7, 2016
Get the Exoti Principlemug.