Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.

Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.

by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019

pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

by majortator November 7, 2014

Philly Pretzel

When you are getting pounded missionary style and he folds your legs like a pretzel. This applies in the county of Philadelphia.

Omg Stacy! Last night Zach put me into a Philly Pretzel while we were doing it and he got so deep.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh April 5, 2021

Glazed Pretzel

When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).

The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.

"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."

by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016

Etzel Pretzel

When you have a brother with Tourette’s

Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel

by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020

Pretzel Buds

When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.

Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds

by PretzelBud August 7, 2021

My Pretzel

One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.

I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.

by Mr Urban March 1, 2019