pramp

(noun) : one who is simultaneously a pro and a champ.

i ate that meal like a pramp!

by jessicasimson January 29, 2009

piemp

Something or someone is PIEMP when it looks really good.

"Oh man your Mach-1 is sooooo PIEMP, it has been piemped up hey?"

by peteman October 9, 2004

premature textulation

The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.

I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!

by roneal October 5, 2007

premenstrual

To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.

Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"

Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."

or

Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"

Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

prem's

french slang word.
to claim something. A claim expressing priority over an object.To have the rights to something, to own something.
In english: dibs

prem's is a short word for "premier" (1er) in english: "first" (1st)

You call prem's on a object,means you be the first to use it.

dude:hey les gars,je me suis acheté une nouvelle voiture,qui veut l'essayer?
me: prem's!

dude:hey guys,i got myself a brand new car,who wants to try it?
me: dibs!

by phee971 May 28, 2008

premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 3, 2004