Punani Pouncer

To sneek up and pounce a va-jay-jay.

I was a punani pouncer last night! My girl never saw it coming.

by Shane S Smith December 6, 2009

pooncephelous

A repulsive and obnoxious person with bad hygiene. A mix between "pussy monster" and "snuffaluffagus" from sesame street. Typically they are overweight, have a pungent body odor, crappy clothes, and tend to be frumpy and unappealing in everyway. Nobody will ever have sex with them because they are extremely repulsive "neckbeard" types.

See that woman over there in the checkout line?

Yah...ewwww!

She is a pooncephelous!

by Jay Hollywood October 23, 2017

Porncess

When a person is a porn star and incest to a sibling or family member.

Person one-once upon a time there was a porncess

by Porncess February 25, 2019

pounet

A pounet is a doggo that is very thicc and likes to chew ears. This boi is very fluffy and gives good hugs. He is sometimes refered to as the bestest boi but can sometimes pee on the couch. This is particularly annoying when you want to sit down and die. However the pounet's fur is very annoying to maintain on a daily basis because of his thiccness. He is fronch and his favorite food involves baguettes, me, and ears.

Oh damn that pounet is so thicc
Give me that pounet, I must graille him
Pounet! Fetch that baguette

by Big Fat Chungus January 26, 2021

peanut pounder

When you stick your cock into an elephants ass and your dicks covered in elepehant shit

Dude last night i totally peanut pounded an elephant.

John likes to peanut pound.

Ozzie is a peanut pounder

by 141423154 62-4123 February 24, 2009

Porcelain Pounder

The act of intercourse with a girl while she is throwing up in a toilet from being too intoxicated.

She was trying to sober up by throwing up a gallon of zima, so I helped her out with a quick porcelain pounder.

by IUPBSN October 4, 2011

food ponce

An individual who unnecessarily chooses the peculiar over tradition; with the peculiar not actually being any tastier.

Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.

Alec: "I insist on having rocket in my sandwich. Iceberg lettuce is so plebeian!"

Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?

Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."

Adam: "You fucking food ponce."

by Brundig December 5, 2013