Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

potato

a beautiful and sacred food. also your face

I will perform a ritual with the trolli and potato

by trollibobobobbb6666 May 11, 2018

Potato

Less burned nigger

"Yo is jame'er'iquarshe charred??"
"Nah nibba he a potato"

by Danielfuckface February 17, 2017

potatoable

Adj. A description of one who is adorable while also retaining potato-like qualities.

Jo is so potatoable, it's hard to believe she has a boyfriend who is hella hot.

by Jo29 July 4, 2016

Potato

It's an word used to describe an abnormally bad computer that have bad specs or is very old.

This word is often used by gamers to whitewash the fact that they suck at the game.

For example:
Person 1:I died because I have a potato computer.

Person 2: Yea really...

by Trapped in a can May 17, 2016

Potato

Our overlord is a potato, he knows all. eat potatoes and you will gain ultimate power. Also, potatoes and tomatoes are actually the same plant, search it up.

I now know the answer to zero divided by zero, for I have digested a potato.

by TheUlmityFlapperstropper December 27, 2019

Potato

A vegetable but also a word for best friend, without the best friend label

She’s my potato I tell her everything

by Jooms x January 8, 2020