postilion

to give sexual pleasure by inserting a finger into the anus.

"I'm getting very worried about Edward," said a grave-faced Elizabeth, "Yesterday he was caught postilioning the new butler."

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

Halocrombie & Postel

The act of wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

Kid in the hallway of school: Hey, that's some nice clothes you are wearing, where do you shop? "Halocrombie & Postel"?

You: ....What?

Kid: Haha nothing, its just because you are wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

You: Oh yeah haha.

by TruePlayer91 December 13, 2010

Hot Potaload

An activity similar to the game 'hot potato', which requires the participation of a male referee and at least two contestants. The referee ejaculates into one of the contestants' mouths and proceeds to play "Der Ententanz" by Werner Thomas. All contestants then must pass the ejaculate (in a clockwise formation) by the act of snowballing the load from one to another. Once the music stops, the contestant currently with the ejaculate must swallow the load and is then ejected from the game. The last contestant remaining becomes the winner. The winner's reward is typically a fisting.

Would you guys mind at least putting a tarp down the next time you decide to play Hot Potaload? Sarah threw up all over her lobster bib during the second round. This has been the messiest family BBQ ever.

by Fluidyne September 8, 2013

Transfer Portal

College football's form of free agency where overhyped players can transfer to schools nobody cares about, i.e., WVU.

That 4-Star reject from Ohio State entered the transfer portal.

by drakesfavoriteteam January 15, 2019

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004

Time Portal

The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.

I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.

by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009