Eli de la portilla

amazing person, beautiful girl
gets hurt in love sometimes but gets picked up by true friends
outgoing and fun, kinda shy though

"wow, you look really eli de la portilla tonight"
"calm down, you are being to eli de la portilla"

by sensoshockwave December 6, 2009

portalling

wanking

peter is portalling over gemma( jamie's gonna kill him)

by shexeh shhaushageshs June 29, 2011

Portable Mommy

A companion amongst a group of friends who is always known to be the reasonable, caring, and responsible one during times of chaos. Always looking out for her friends, she is known to have that indestructable sholder to lean on and the patience of a statue.

Our Portable Mommy could be the designated driver.

by wildxrose January 3, 2010

Portal of Pleasure

The means by which one finds the path to their ultimate happiness.

She found that the easiest way to enter her portal of pleasure was by drinking vodka and watching the Vampire Diaries.

by 9th Wave Rider April 13, 2011

Portable charger

Potable charger is a person who would leave everything such as his close friends, just to hangout with the person they love, but that person does not love him back.

(S) went to a party and all her friends were busy, so she decided to use her portable charger (Z)

(S) is just using (Z) when she can’t find her friends

(Z) is a backup plan for (S) but (Z) does not know that

Uh oh. All my friends are busy. It’s ok let me just use my portable charger

by Biiiishammm November 2, 2018

Portales

Portales is a small town on the Great Plains of New Mexico. We are known for our college, peanuts ,and also dairy’s. The people you might find vary in every way, their is a majority of really good people that you find more here than anywhere else but on the other hand there are the bad people which u would find anywhere although it’s a small town if you have just arrived you will hardly know everyone or meet the whole town. There’s lots of mystery behind portales and lots of tweakers but it is a comfortable place to most. For it feels so much like home. Even though it has its times

I’ve been through portales before it’s a small town.
Portales doesn’t have much to offer but maybe I want to settle here when I’m older

Did you here about that guy who got arrested in Portales.

by Want some dope? April 20, 2020

Portable charger

A sexual move in which the male busts a nut onto a charger port, takes a charger and inserts the charger into the port, takes the charger out the port, and then shoves it inside the female's soft taco, or commonly known as, the vagina.

Hey Chad, you wanna try the portable charger move tonight?

by Gooch inspector July 13, 2020