poptart

1) A pastry that comes in a colorful little box, and can be used as a device to blow up your toaster and/or toaster oven. Also tastes good.

2) A deadly weapon that can be filled with many different poisons (ex: mercury), and given to "friends" for revenge...

"They should've thought twice about laughing at me...but now it's too late...I shall use the poptarts, and kill all of those bastards...insert insane laughing here"

by Kaomi April 11, 2003

Popstar Rockstar Big Banged

you're a popstar rockstar. reffered to "a lot of pop" or just "pop" and "a lot of rock" or just "rock😝 you have bangs that hang infront of your eyes. sometimes reffered to big bangs.

you're a popstar rockstar big banged person

by maddie_1873 November 1, 2021

Poptardilisious

Everything and anything you want it to be.

You are poptardilisious.

by bkaeinliey March 21, 2010

poostalker

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).

A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!

by numbershaper May 27, 2010

postamourology

The Study of a broken heart

post=after
amour=love
ology=study

It is also a made up word

Class was especially depressing after my breakup due to the topic being postamourology.

by Sophia Valentina Nichols September 30, 2011

Popsmart

That "one kid" who is the smartest person in the class, but also has more popularity than the Minecraft caves and cliffs update. They are smug while maintaining a nice passive-aggressive for.

"You know the popsmart Carl? He's getting all the girls with his textbooks." - Some friend who needs a girl

by Owoyousowarm April 13, 2021

Poptart

One who revolves their life around Pop.

Oh my God Riley, we're not poptarts so stop making every song have Cinnamon Poptart looking-ass Donky Kong vocals.

by DaddyBarnacle January 9, 2022