When a man fists a woman who is on her period and rubs her period blood on the vagina to then proceed to take a bite of said pussy
Jackson Worrell was strawberry poptarting my pussy so bad I need surgery. I will never strawberry poptart again.
by Osama rizzladen March 17, 2025
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๐๐ช๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ช๐ ๐๐ฃ poptart
by 23๐จ๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐13 July 14, 2022
Get the poptart mug.A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the Poptart John mug.n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013
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Get the Poptart mug.The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.
by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013
Get the poptart vip mug.A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo
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