The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso
Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.
by popedick420 April 25, 2023

A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...
A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.
A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.
A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson
by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012

When a man fists a woman who is on her period and rubs her period blood on the vagina to then proceed to take a bite of said pussy
Jackson Worrell was strawberry poptarting my pussy so bad I need surgery. I will never strawberry poptart again.
by Osama rizzladen March 17, 2025

my religion
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019

Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.
by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
