photard

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.

Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."

by bhbronson October 3, 2010

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Pohtayetoe

Potato, written the way it sounds for maximum conveyance of the sharp, possibly harsh consonant sounds you want to convey.

You can say the word and really feel it this way.

(Poh-taye-toe)

Potato junkie 1: "Yo G' swing me a pohtayetoe fo' I starve my ass off!"
Potato junkie 2: "Baby im fresh outa spuds yo' guna have to pop down the ol' fields"

by PatatoMan July 28, 2011

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POOAA

This is an acronym for "Pulled Out Of the Ass Answer." It is a made up response to a question that the respondent has no clue to the correct answer and makes up a convoluted statement that usually has no real connectivity to reality. POO is the operative part as the response usually smells like it.

Mark - "Why does McDonald's have golden arches?"
Jim - "Because when Ronald was looking out his front window in a rainstorm he saw a double rainbow and thought it would be good luck charm for his new fast food restaurant concept."
Mark - I call POOAA on that one.

by WordJunction November 30, 2011

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