in the poopah

good catch phrase

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by PeterDemary October 4, 2003

poocrastinate

When you procrastinate by taking an extra long time in the bathroom.

Guy 1: Hey where's Jim we need to get this project finished?

Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.

Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....

by lanaumass December 9, 2013

poopadoopydoop

That moment you poop and water splashes up into your butthole and you regret life

Person1:wyd.
Person2:on the toilet regretting life.

Person1: poopadoopydoop?
Person2: *sighs* yup.

by Mr./sandman/ November 2, 2015

Poopalitis

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.

Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.

by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017

Poocrastinate

The act of pooping in order to delay, avoid or postpone an activity.

Everytime before going to the gym I tend to poocrastinate.

Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.

I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.

by Poolermo September 25, 2018

poonranger

a person in the pursuit of poontang

All straight men are poonrangers.

by Jake Goldsborough July 11, 2006

Poopage

Poopage is an event that takes place in an athletic or gaming situation. Poopage occurs when the skilled player/athlete "poops on" the opponent, usually in a manner that the "victim" didn't really have a chance. In Gaming it usually is something like a head shot or a juke move in a sports game. In Sports, poopage would describe a teabagging slam dunk or a nasty stiff arm or juke move.

1.) Me: Hey man watch this replay I do a sickass no-scope, after a pretty nice double kill.
(after we get to that part of the Halo 3 replay.)
Xbox Live Friend: HAHA omg that was insane poopage... you pooped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).

2.) Holy Crap did you see L.T. shake and bake that guy? That was total poopage! (continued to rewind on DVR and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)

by Crimson X1I1 October 23, 2007