poop

a funny word your 3 year old son will interject into ANY conversation you are having regardless of it's content.

I love this poopy new dinner.
I'm gonna give you poop kisses because I love you so much.
I have a funny poop poop a doop thing to say to you, mom.

by myshrah February 8, 2010

pooped on

When you are smoking weed and some of the weed goes into your mouth.

Jim had a loose blunt, so when he inhaled he got pooped on.

by Mr. Dro January 14, 2007

poop

poop is the random big lump of brown(maybe even baby green depending on what u ate) that can explode out of your ass making a nasty sound. its like a kick to your ass but the other way around!

Boy: mommy, my butt feels like it's just exploded!
Mom: Don't worry, that's just called poop. They come in many shapes, sizes, and colors!
Boy: Cool! I want another one!

by blehblehbleh55 November 25, 2009

poop

brown (sometimes green) digested waste material that squeezes out of your bung hole

always make sure you dont leave any poop on the seat

by dundlegrundelberrycherry February 25, 2003

poop

Forbidden Play-doh that is produced naturally by your own ass!

Timmy you don’t need play-doh, you have your poop to play with!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 21, 2021

poop

poop

Though it generally means shit or feces, when you poop something it can also mean you launch it or throw it very far.

Example A: Look at those football players, pooping their football around
Example B: The cat was being annoying so I pooped him across the yard

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 19, 2010

poop

a delicacy enjoyed by every alpha male and all beloved joe (s)

Person 1: joe did you devour some poop today?
Joe: You bet your fukin sweet ass I did

by 3inchorcoochornothinatall October 2, 2019