Poois

a person who thinks opposite of you and you have to call them this because you need to let some anger out

Example: An online chat room...

WEBKINZrKEWT: hey dude wassup
TATER-HATER: webkinz suck i am srry
WEBKINZrKEWT: no they dont suck u poois i dont like u now 'polojize 2 me or i leav chat kk
TATER-HATER: i don care if u leav chat homie i don like webkinz they just suck bad man
WEBKINZrKEWT: well you suk cuz u dont like dem dey despise you and dey kill u in u sleep
TATER-HATER: lettem tri man dey no kill me i lock da door dammit
WEBKINZrKEWT HAS SIGNED OFF CAUSE SHE THINKS YOU WERE BEING A JACKASS

by AeropostaleRules01 January 12, 2008

pooniversary

The yearly marking of the date you first saw your wife's poon.

What are the ass beads and rubber fist for?
Don't tell me you forgot our pooniversary?!?

by Greg Toland April 19, 2018

Poobis

Its divinity spells our demise.

poobis...

by gogargeega June 4, 2020

Peonis

Similar to the penis, the peonis is a commonly used word for a male diock. Unlike a chode the peonis is the normal size of the cocka.
2. Also a village in Italy.

He put his peonis into my vagona.
I r teh peonis.
Mi peonis le duele mucho.
Siente como un inferno.
I am from the Peonis, Italy.
Everyone from Peonis Italy has a massive peonis.

by Dirty Dan BMF August 9, 2008

ponis

a ponys wiener when he has a hard penile

when i went to feed the pony he tackled me and tried to throw his ponis in my anal cavity

by johnny p March 23, 2003

poofiss

A better way to say "poo face" that rolls off the tongue.

Kianah: Some guy just stole my lip gloss!!

Jay: Wow hes such a poofiss!!!

by laxikool October 7, 2009

ponis

A ponytail on a guy.

Derived from POnytail + peNIS.

Billy-Bob used to have a ponis, but he now looks much more sophisticated with his mullet.

by isthisthingonorwhat March 30, 2005