what's your poison

What do you want to drink.

Bartender asks a patron, "What's your Poison?"

by DD March 29, 2004

Hate Poison

Hate Poison is a disease that can strike people when they least expect it. The symptoms of hate poison are extreme jealousy, extreme bouts of anger or sadness that are more intense than those on haterade, and foaming at the mouth with hate, and loss of appetite from too much hatin. Hate poison is a serious disease, so if you or someone you know is spreading too much hate. Tell them to go get checkout for hate poison. This message was brought to you by beware of the hate from the Haters Association of Hatevill.

That punk came down with such a bad cause of hate poison he didn't eat for a week.

by Donnie Storm April 11, 2014

that girl is poison

What you say when referencing a slut or a girl that messes with you. Often when a girl like that walks by and one of your homies starts sizing her up and talking about her, you hold him back and warn him "yo, that girl is poison." She will enter your bloodstream and kill you within weeks.

Bell Biv Devoe said it best and said it first. Never trust a big butt and a smile, because that girl is poison.

by It's driving me out of my mind May 21, 2006

Rat poison

Term used by Alabama football coach Nick Saban to describe media hype that distracts a team after a win and makes them believe they’re invincible and makes them underestimate their next opponent. If they drink the rat poison they will lose.

“Tennessee beat Bowling Green by 30. They’re winning the SEC!”
“Shut up with that rat poison, Joe.”

by Docblue September 8, 2022

Cerebral Poison

1: A brain corrupting plauge that infects the mind and steals all reality.
2:A death metal band (the best in the world) from up north of england.

1: Wow, did you hear the new 'Cerebral Poison' song.
2:'Cerebral Poison' RULE!!!!!

by a guy with great taste in music March 26, 2003

Twitter Poison

A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.

Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.

Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021

Durban poison

Probably the strongest weed you will ever have heard of, smoked, eaten, or whatever, you can't go wrong with that sh!t!

the good strain has a red tinge to the leaves, and the slightly cr@ppier version has a brown tinge. they are both insanely strong, and are grown in South Africa, the best country in the world

dude : Oh man, that Durban poison sure was good...

dude2 : ...

dude : hello?

dude2 : ...

by Ih8ppl April 19, 2005