Sucking plank

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.
Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.
by nbro February 14, 2009
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epicurean planking

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.
Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.
by der Sonnenschein December 18, 2011
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Bro Plank

The "Bro Plank" is a term used for a balancing act done by two people wherein one person gets into the push up position and the second wraps their arms around the chest of the person in the push up position and with their feet in the opposite direction they simultaneously lift their feet of the ground and act as a cantilever for each other. The final product will be two hands touching the ground and two bodies balancing off of the hands.

The inventors of the bro plank can been seen on youtube under their channel name "sundayfundayz"
Those two bro's were bro planking outside the skytrain station today.
by Sundayfundayz October 05, 2011
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walking the plank

When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.
Sorry about the new rug,I had to walk the plank and I triped a little
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
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poot plank

That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.
I swear! It was the poot plank,not me!!
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.
April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank
by Process idiot November 21, 2022
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Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
by v-a-t-s August 07, 2013
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