fart pipe

Oversized, overpriced coffee cans ricer idiots use to impress 12 year old girls. Also used to compensate for lack of penis size.

My penis is small but my fart pipe is huge!

by Ricers are dweebs June 9, 2004

pile bunker

n. Tool or weapon composed of a pneumatic or hydraulic piston connected to a spiked shaft and recoil springs; Uses rapid compression to drive the piston forward which in turn drives a spike into an object, in a matter similar to that of a pneumatic hammer (jackhammer), only the spike goes far into the object and then retracts quickly, readying itself for another strike.

His armor was pierced by his enemy's pile bunker.
He used a pile bunker to remove some of the granite from a rock wall.

by Tonywolf September 20, 2008

Ass Pimple

The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.

Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!

Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cont May 27, 2008

the pile of shit has a thousand eyes

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.

"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.

by crazo May 21, 2008

Pipebeast

Someone who is extremely good at something or everything. You call them a pipebeast because they probably have a huge penis and are beast.

Jeff Bailey is such a pipebeast.

by THEpipebeast March 1, 2011

Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.

"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."

by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010

Pipe Dream

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012