The Dirt Penguin

A sexual move where either party defecates upon the other party's chest or stomach, then, with a running start, slides across that person's torso as a penguin would over ice.

I heard she got the dirt penguin last night. Her tits and face were covered in shit.

by Rub Rocket February 4, 2010

Penguin suit

A dinner jacket or tuxedo.

Because the wearer looks like a penguin in it. Simples.

I need to hire a penguin suit for the wedding.

by rodinuk July 26, 2010

Dirty Penguin

the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

“Dude, I had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”

by benboozle January 18, 2013

gay penguin

The most awesome type of penguin coz when straight penguins abandon their babys a gay penguin couple will adopt them.

Straight penguin 1: Damn what an ugly baby penguin.
Straight penguin 2: Yeah fuck him let's leave him here.
Gay penguins: oh no lets adopt him!

Awwwww

by Dinosaurs are incredible April 12, 2016

Penguin slap

A viscous cold blooded slap to the face, associated with the great flipper strength of the emperor penguin

she penguin slapped him when she found out he was cheating on her

by TJ, AKA Penguin October 16, 2005

Pinguero

In Cuba, term used for male sex workers that service both males and females, but usually male tourists playing and active or insertive role These men do not consider themselves gay. From the Spanish word pinga ( penis, dick ) Literally "dick worker"

The gay tourist was cruising the malecon looking for a pinguero.

by Charlie Perez September 5, 2008

purple penguin

A special species of penguin that are bred to take over the world. If in season (November until april) purple penguins can normally be found at Wal Mart. Just ask to see the behind the counter merchandise. Can be bought wholesale or regular. Caution: purple penguins are demanding and attention needing. WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED. Use extreme caution when using spoons around purple penguins, seeing how spoons are their preferred weapon. Under no circumstance should you threaten, tease, or challenge a purple penguin!

Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.

"why are we worshipping some damn purple penguin?"
"they conquered the world"
"wtf, how?"
"w/spoons of course"

by ninja gas July 6, 2006