Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

pick up and throw around

when someone wants to pick you up and have sex with you

"i like girls i can pick up and throw around"

by Kaylee Trampus December 10, 2024

pick up and throw around

To pick someone up and have sex with them

"i like girls i can pick up and throw around"
"Elijah totally picked me up and threw me around last night"

by Kaylee Trampus December 10, 2024

PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021

picked up

what prostitutes refer to as busy

prostitute: i’m picked up
mom on phone: oh okay use protection

by beetsmeets March 04, 2021

Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025