Skip to main content

Periodt

When you have a lispt
periodt
You have lispt
by Lisp...period March 14, 2019
mugGet the Periodt mug.

period

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005
mugGet the period mug.
Related Words

period

A time a woman's vagina bleeds. It's annoying to both males and females.

Will often cause a girl to go from calm and sane (well, at least as calm and sane as a girl can get) to violent, batshit insane and irrational.

Note to all guys: Stay the fuck away from a girl on her period unless you like getting hulk smashed 20 feet below the ground.
"Jenny is on her period."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I'm now missing 7 teeth and an eyeball."
by rico567 June 30, 2009
mugGet the period mug.

Period cramps

Mother nature being a bitch.
Pain mother nature I flicts on females for fun.
by Eatingahotpocketrn June 14, 2018
mugGet the Period cramps mug.

Period

THE WORST TIME OF EACH MONTH!
Where blood exits from the woman's vagina. Usually because the egg got stood up by the sperm, which causes the lining of the uterus to shed, causing blood to leave through the vagina.

WARNING'S FOR GUYS: If a girl is on or about to be on her period, stay the FUCK away from her. I don't give a shit if you're married/dating her, stay AWAY! Don't joke/laugh about it or you'll have a black eye and a swollen dick.

Have a nice day. xD

SYMPTOMS: Fatigue, bloating, cramps, increase in hunger, increase in sleep, brown or heavy discharge(Brown discharge is dried up blood.), bitchy, mood swings, pimples, and breasts start to grow more.

SIGNS OF A FIRST PERIOD: Increase in sleep, increase in hunger, lower abdomen pain, moody, increase in pimples, horny, breasts are sore/or tender, breasts start to grow more, and finally. BLOOD IN PANTIES!

Ta-ta! C:

(I'm a girl who has NOT started her periodscore! -.-)
Davie: Hey babe. *Touches Leslie's boobs*
Leslie: *Grabs his wrist and twists it*.
Davie: WDF??? O_o
Leslie: I'm so so SO sorry, babe. D:
Davie:....Lemme guess. You on yo period? o.o
Leslie: >:O YESSSSS! Shit! Wdf is wrong with it? Huh? Huh? HUH????? :O
Davie: *Backs away very sssssllllllllooooowwwwwwllllllllyyyy*......o_o
by imatrollxD June 12, 2012
mugGet the Period mug.

Happy Period

A slogan for Always (the makers of feminine hygiene products). The slogan must have been made by men, because any woman knows that periods are a rather unhappy time.
Have a happy period!

The only way I could have a happy period is if I just had a pregnancy scare.
by Hana12343214 May 23, 2011
mugGet the Happy Period mug.

Period question mark

A woefully cringey grammar error, where the individual whom is typing an question end up putting a period (.) and them a question mark at the end of their sentence.
What has my life come to.?
(period question mark)
by Somebodyyouusedtokno May 7, 2017
mugGet the Period question mark mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email