Pencil Whipper

Someone who approves documents without actually knowing or reviewing what it is that is being approved.

“You’re signing that document without reading it? Wow, what a pencil whipper”

Pencil Whipper by Neon Dinosaur September 9, 2020

pencil cock

A penis that is skinny like a pencil.

Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.

pencil cock by jimmybomm October 15, 2020

Pencil Crusher 

usually a big nonce who likes to touch little ginger boys named luke or nico

"omg look there goes one of those pencil crusher fellows"

Pencil Crusher by Mr. Tickleson the ninth July 1, 2022

Pencil Cock

a pencil cock is when your cock is so thin its just like a pencil.

guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?

guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.

guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Pencil Cock by KingVerneus May 13, 2023

pencil jam art 

When someone jams a pencil into their piss hole and starts to draw.

that is a great pencil jam art piece you got there.

pencil jam art by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

Pencil Dick 

A DICK THAT IS SMALL AND THIN, LIKE A PENCIL USED TO WRITE GOLF SCORES DOWN

ALEX DORIO HAS A PENCIL DICK: CORRECTION A GOLF PENCIL DICK. HE TOLD ME SO AS HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SCREW HIM.

Pencil Dick by SDS006 January 4, 2011

pencil neck 

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.

Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"

pencil neck by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005