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Pee-Pee Touch

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.
Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"
by Gun Guy March 12, 2011
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pee pee lump

A bulge that may arise in old women (and young alike) that resides in the stomach region. unlike a pregnant woman, there is no baby inside this lump but maybe some fatty pockets. most clearly seen when women wear their pants up higher than their waist.

see also: pp lump
"she's so fat" = "Is that her pee pee lump growing?"
by bellevue citizen January 12, 2006
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Pee Pee Tree

When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.
When I was younger the tree in my front yard served as my Pee Pee Tree for many years.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020
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Pee Pee Sauce

The residue left on the toilet seat and/or hands after violently urinating with little or no control of appendages. Usually applies to males.
Guy 1: Don’t go into that bathroom, dude.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Someone left all of their pee pee sauce all over the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Gross.
by BlockDoctor December 12, 2019
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Smacking Pee Pees

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.
Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.
by Irondevil August 19, 2008
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pee pee fight

when a person or animal fights with there penis'.
involving whipping or choking the other player.

not necessarily a male, as females can use strap on
several catergories involved, such as long skeet, skeet tag, the all around team deathmatch, and precision, of course
man 1 turns to man 2 and says:"Take off your pants, were having a pee pee fight!!!!"
man 2:"Pee Pee fight!!!!"
by domisharting March 21, 2012
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