Jesus Patrol

A group of government agents who are in search for Jesus, with the aid of the sex detector gun.
The Jesus Patrol has yet to find the Jesus.
by Murderous Joe December 11, 2003
mugGet the Jesus Patrolmug.

Cockblock Patrol

Found at school dances, more commonly the Homecoming dance. They consist of a not so elite group of annoying parents, teachers etc who will try to separate people from grinding, but eventually will get overwhelmed by the amount of people grinding, and give up. They will usually prey on smaller schools because there wont be as many students.
Student1: Why arent you dancing?
Student2: The cockblock patrol is at their peak of their patrol. Give me thirty minutes and ill be out there.
by Schubes66 October 10, 2011
mugGet the Cockblock Patrolmug.

Troll Patrol

(secondary definition)

Abuse staff, administrators, moderators, GMs, curators, or others who have banning power on online communities or users who report trolls on such communities to them.

Sometimes refers to all ownership or longtime participants on small communities, or to "abuse" or "community management" personnel on larger sites.
Don't bother reasoning with someone named HitlersSweetie, just report it and let the troll patrol handle it.
by crybabycry May 14, 2011
mugGet the Troll Patrolmug.

Thot Patrol

The Thot Patrol is a group of people who are known for berating or calling out females who act like (And are most often proven to be) a Thot
Thot Patrol officers are also known to call out Fuckboys too, because they are basically the male version of a Thot

The Thot Patrol is a meme and often used as a joke, but it can still be used in a literal sense to humiliate a Thot who tries to ruin a guy(s) relationship life

It has been rumored that the Thot Patrol are recruiting more members..
"If she breathes, she's a THOT"
"THOT DETECTED, EXTERMINATE."
"Thot slayers, unite!"
"Gentlemen and Laddies before Fuckboys and Thots"
-Quotes of the Thot Patrol
by The Fiz June 3, 2018
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Thot Patrol

The people who will remove all thots, sluts, hoes, and whores from the world for all of mankind to survive.
Jimbo: “Yo John, you see that woman there”
John: “Thot spotted, must die”

Jimbo: “Dude, WTF, she looked sleepable”
John “The thot patrol has killed a thot, work done, must report back to base
by Mikau02 May 28, 2018
mugGet the Thot Patrolmug.

Potty Patrol

When at a club a group of women go into the bathroom together. Making sure all are safe from drunk men.
A woman walking to the bathroom alone and is approached by a drunk man the "Potty Patrol" has your back...No one goes to the bathroom alone.
by DiscoDuckie August 1, 2011
mugGet the Potty Patrolmug.

Ls patrol

a vehicle of legendary status that is responsible for the thunder in the storm's the howling winds of a hurricane the shaking of earthquakes and the crash of the ocean

it has been said that owning an LS patrol is to know the power of Zeus
did you see that almighty Ls patrol bash that limiter that thing is the destroyer of worlds
by skitz1 December 4, 2018
mugGet the Ls patrolmug.

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