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Fun Patrol

A one man sensual strip show that forcefully enters common areas and performs for unexpecting women. The strip usually includes empty vodka handles and a fluorescent colored vest which is then removed to expose a bare chest with well developed pectorals. The audience/prey is usually a lone female who appears to be having no fun. While the motive of the fun patrol is unclear, it is believed that the Fun Patrol performs in hopes of securing a potential "Bang"
"-I heard Pete was on fun patrol in the quad last night.
-Yea that poor girl was borderline violated by his strip tease..."
by Pete the Banger December 15, 2010
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Patrolled

Originated from white nationalist Communities on Telegram as a slang for someone getting exposed for Grifting By Grift Patrol.
You: hey dude what do you think happened to Channel XYZ?

Me: yeah i think they got exposed for grifting and got Patrolled
by LostBudFud January 11, 2021
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Swivel Chair Patrol

Another name for the Civil Air Patrol. While this name may sound like we don't do much, we actually do alot. The swivel chair just helps us do it in the quickest possible way.
Cadet: Why are we call the Swivel Chair Patrol?

Senior Member: Because we do more than the Boy Scouts and JROTC combined.
by CadetKid November 19, 2009
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Poontang Patrol

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.
Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.
by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009
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Bitch Patrol

When you arrive at the club and spot a group of 3 or more bitches in da club. When you approach said bitches and are accepted into the group, for the rest of the night you are on bitch patrol.
Friend: "ready to bounce?"
You: " I can't I'm on bitch patrol for the night."
by _TheFruitLoop_ May 16, 2016
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Patel

A person who goes to a store and asks for a discount on an already discounted item
Yo Vlad, you see that "Patel" over there? Give him that 2% discount and call it a day.
by James Werdsbond July 15, 2010
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Malkesh Patel

Sweet, kind, honest, loving, handsome, caring guy from Gloucester. Somebody totally amazing.
That guy is amazing, but he'll never be as good as Malkesh Patel.
by soy26 December 24, 2008
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