Patoosy

1. A loose pussy.
2. A close friend.
3. A groop of close friends; (Patoosies)

"After all the guys she's fucked, I be she has a patoosy."

"Wuttup tain wicha lil patoosy?"
(What up then with your little loose pussy, bro?"

"What chall lil patoosies doin tonight?"
(What are you all guys doing tonight?"

by Nikizzle May 13, 2005

Patoing

An Australian term for vigorously pounding a chick during girl-on-top sex. Represents the spring-like motion as if she’s bouncing on a trampoline.

Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention

Her: Hey Jake, can you patoing me in the park tonight?

Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air

by lordoflight February 20, 2018

Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022

To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.

Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.

by joepillowpants February 23, 2011

Stourbridge platoon

A bunch of thieving cadets
Who enjoy deez nuts

Damn those Stourbridge platoon cadets keep stealing our drill manuals

by Your lordship November 1, 2021

Patron

nigga juice.

aye girl can I get some patron in my cup

by Kristinasdfg January 30, 2009

General Patton, Hyannis

gp is essentially the ghetto of the ghetto of cape cod, in hyannis ma you have fresh holes, hiramar, and then you have general patton. often referred to as GP, not JP like some idiot tried to say before

I don't think you should go there, its General Patton, Hyannis.

by lilmills January 16, 2011