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Parking by Braille

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.
Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).
by weaselpuss March 26, 2009
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parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.
I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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parking lot tour

The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.
WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!
by YAWA January 26, 2020
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penis parking

A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.
She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.
by TOMLOL January 1, 2007
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parking lot

The place to get down and dirty grinding to ghetto fabulous sounds while the haters drivin' by get their jealous on.
All them inside Applebee's be trippin' when they see Erika and Kyle doin' their damn thing in the parking lot, shakin' like woah.
by ERIKYLE (holla) October 8, 2008
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parking inspector

The most pathetic type of person existing on the planet.
I want to be a parking inspector when i grow up so I can be a shit bloke.
by The Ant October 31, 2006
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Parking lot question

A question you need to park (save) until the end of a presentation.

It's a fancy way of saying, "Please hold all questions until the end of the presentation."

This protocol is usually reserved for business meetings held over the telephone, a setup that seems to embolden participants to jump in at any time with multiple long-winded questions, slowing down the meeting significantly, and leading other participants to become unfocused to the degree that they start playing solitaire and mentally disengage from the meeting.
Bob: Interrupting...blah, blah, blah.
Sally: Let's parking lot questions. Okay, Bob?
by Facks Masheen August 27, 2009
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