The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.
Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.
Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).
Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).
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The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.
WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!
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She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.
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All them inside Applebee's be trippin' when they see Erika and Kyle doin' their damn thing in the parking lot, shakin' like woah.
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It's a fancy way of saying, "Please hold all questions until the end of the presentation."
This protocol is usually reserved for business meetings held over the telephone, a setup that seems to embolden participants to jump in at any time with multiple long-winded questions, slowing down the meeting significantly, and leading other participants to become unfocused to the degree that they start playing solitaire and mentally disengage from the meeting.
It's a fancy way of saying, "Please hold all questions until the end of the presentation."
This protocol is usually reserved for business meetings held over the telephone, a setup that seems to embolden participants to jump in at any time with multiple long-winded questions, slowing down the meeting significantly, and leading other participants to become unfocused to the degree that they start playing solitaire and mentally disengage from the meeting.
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