Best Friend Paradox 

When a woman decides to make a guy his best friend under one of these circumstances.

1. The guy likes her and she doesnt want to hurt his feelings. So she makes him her best friend as an effort to keep him from trying to sleep with her.

2. The woman and the dude are casual sex buddies.

Note: this only applies if the two are not actualy best friends.

Best Friend Paradox Version 1
Dude: I love you.
Chick: Awwww I love you too. You're my best friend.
Dude: Damn.

Version 2
Chick 2: Hey best friend. What are you doing tonight?
Dude 2: You.

Best Friend Paradox by Kell Lee October 17, 2009

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

The Jerry Paradox by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

gay paradox 

Gay paradox is another phrase for time fuck.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.

If young Link and Link from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, had sex with one another, this would be considered a gay paradox.

gay paradox by ralfothegreat February 11, 2008

Lag Paradox 

When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.

John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!

Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.

Lag Paradox by Wolf5297 January 6, 2010

Reeves' Paradox

The Reeves' Paradox is a term for when the following sequence of events results in operational disaster for Small and Medium-sized Enterprises (SMEs):

(1) The management of a business does not believe that it is susceptible to cyber attacks and/or that businesses is not overly reliant on technology.
(2) Following on from (1), the management of the business reject the warnings and assistance of industry experts.
(3) When the computer system of the business is attacked the management realise the false nature of their assumptions in (1) and (2).
(4) After the attack in (3) the business is crippled by lack of access to their computer systems.

Origin: the term derives its name by way of reference to two prominent actors; Keanu Reeves (star of The Matrix) and Christopher Reeve (Superman). The concept was first anecdotally referenced in a Cyber risk management conference in Australia, at which a presenter noted “SMEs that fall prey to the Reeves’ Paradox are by default always ‘inside’ the matrix but they think they aren’t. And then, when they finally realize they are, all is too late – the damage is done, and they end up paralyzed!”

Use: "given your organisation may fall prey to the Reeves' Paradox I would suggest educating your staff about the perils of the online realm"

Reeves' Paradox by Adam_Minson December 6, 2018

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

Beat meat repeat paradox by please enter your username February 16, 2021

wank paradox 

Wanking whilst thinking about someone that's wanking whilst thinking about you wanking whilst...

Dude, I got stuck in a wank paradox with your dad last night

wank paradox by Wirey Streak of Piss March 9, 2011