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Jam Pusher

The kind of person who makes several metric asstons of jam every year, turns up unannounced at your house with carrier bags of full jam-jars, then "accidentally" leave those bags at your house even though you've flatly refused any more bleedin' jam (which you had to do because all your cupboards are full of jam from them doing the same last year, and you couldn't even shift it on to anyone else because all *their* cupboards are full of jam).

Original coinage by Johnny Defective (Norwich, United Kingdom)
"I love seeing Auntie Doris, but she's a total jam pusher. I went to visit her once and when I got home I found a jar of raspberry marmalade in my handbag."
by Shinydan August 10, 2014
mugGet the Jam Pushermug.

timbit pusher

Another name used to refer to a security guard or anything under the rank of an actual cop/pig.
hahaha.. look its a timbit pusher he's not good enough for doughnuts yet. (use of term may very)
by xTroublex August 17, 2006
mugGet the timbit pushermug.

meal pusher

Someone who indulges in anal sex on a regular basis.
"Wow, I never knew Gary was a meal pusher until last night. It was amazing!"
by flanners December 17, 2006
mugGet the meal pushermug.

putty pusher

A character who habitually batters a fully loaded anus.
Well that chocolate box got its milky way managed by a putty pusher
by Shatterplatter November 1, 2013
mugGet the putty pushermug.

head pusher

someone that push a girls head to get a blow job
by lovepizza200 July 8, 2018
mugGet the head pushermug.

dookie pusher

Homosexual man inserts penis into man's rectum
Ol gay ass Dookie Pusher, let the man booboo don't shove it back in there.
by HESKINDAEVIL July 1, 2017
mugGet the dookie pushermug.

Pretty Pusher

A man who only befriends women that he finds attractive, or women who have been deemed attractive as a result of western beauty standards. Usually, this type of man will befriend beautiful women as a way to rise on the social ranks. He might also completely ignore women who are categorized as “ugly.”
John ignored that girl with glasses because he’s a real pretty pusher. He’s totally trying to push the agenda that only beautiful women deserve rights
by Poopmoney6969 April 28, 2021
mugGet the Pretty Pushermug.

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