Tetherball pole

When a male has nuts so big they swing around the shaft of the penis.

Hey Lisa, wanna see my tetherball pole go all the way around?

by Staycreative. April 17, 2017

Bean pole pussy

A tall girl that has a tall pussy

“Damn that 7 foot tall bitch has a bean pole pussy.”

by Puzzymarijuana April 29, 2022

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

Cuffed To A Pole

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.

Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.

Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.

by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020

Joshua James Polensky

Time Life Magazines sexiest man of the decade. The word PHENOMENAL comes to mind!

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the finest man of them all? Joshua James Polensky, DUH!

by Vixen#1 August 1, 2021

Stuck To A Pole

The title and or phrase "Stuck To A Pole.” is a phrase commonly for pole dancing & going out with different men in an odd love triangle. The phrase is also used in the popular media show; “Total Drama Island.”

SCENARIO ONE
P1: Man, she’s got so many men watching her move it’s unreal..
P2: Yeah, she’s definetly stuck to a pole.

by creamix0 August 8, 2023

39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

by Pialinist December 20, 2020