Suck Presents

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.
by SGMinty July 31, 2006
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Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise
Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.
by FuryCollector November 15, 2020
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present from the gods

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.
by 152380717378273299383 August 10, 2019
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Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal
To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal
by Pink gin May 20, 2020
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contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.
I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.
by Warren Earl December 28, 2019
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Shaking the buttock quickly in an up and down motion with the hips, spreading the shaker's "cheeks" to present the anus, often to hypnotized onlookers. This is done repeatedly, mostly on all fours, in a frog-like position. More professional presenters are able to deliver said movement while in a sumo style (wide) stance standing. The Poop Shute Presentation can be abbreviated to it's more common street/bedroom/pool party name of "PCP".
1) Mildred was shocked to see a young woman doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in front of the hams in the meat section at Vons.

2) Women were hypnotizing the boys doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) at the clubs in Miami. The boys were making it rain for them.

3) Becky took me to the VIP room to do the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in private, but I left 'cause she was nasty.
by Henry Squaddlebottom August 10, 2021
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present tense

A tense expressing an action that is currently going on, or a state that currently or generally exists.
The present tense is a verb tense used to describe a current activity or state of being. However, the present tense can also be used to describe past and future activities. For example: I swim in the sea every Saturday. (This is a current activity.)
by ANDLOP January 12, 2021
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