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Paid a thousand life points

Describing of a person conducting an act of extreme stupidity which turns a favorable event extremely unfavorable.
Oh my God, you retard! What you did is just like the time when Jeff paid a thousand life points, destroyed everything on the field, drew a Heavy Storm, and lost the game for us.
by Larry Lee January 9, 2009
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3 point play

Getting your chick on the pill, bagging your bugger, and pulling out before busting a nut to make sure you don't knock a chick up.
Candance would not be sweating a pregnancy test if she and Brandon pulled a 3 point play.
by Aff Man October 7, 2005
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Pontecarlo

The town of Pontefract's affectionate name. Dubbed 'Pontecarlo' due to it's striking resemblance to Monte Carlo, with it's beautiful scenery and vibrant night life. The peak attraction for the evening being 'Big Fella's', a classy discotheque of the highest order. Twinned with Casvegas (Castleford, Yorkshire), Pontecarlo's rival sibling.
Let's go live up the high life in Pontecarlo down biggies!
by Chiefbaker June 10, 2011
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2-point plan

When you fuck someone's wife and then wipe your dick on their drapes.
Employee 1 "I can't believe our boss is going to make us use this new equipment, it is a piece of shit"

Employee 2 "We should implement the 2-point plan on him"
by Adolph Allernipple December 10, 2009
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Curry Point

Noun.

A unexpectedly disappointing, pedestrian or boring ending to any experience that promised otherwise. Originally applied to meals, including at the eponymous Curry Point restaurant, it is today frequently used to describe anecdotes or other conversation.

Not to be confused with the Curie Point, which is the temperature at which a material loses its permanent magnetic orientation.
Example 1:

Person A: Did I tell you about the last part of my trip, when I went to Costa Rica?
Person B: Not yet, but I bet it was amazing.
Person A: So, actually, I ended up deciding not to go and come home early because I needed to water my plants.
Person B: Wow, is that curry point I’m tasting?

Example 2:

Person T: Have you heard the one where a snake walks into a bar?
Person U: Nope, but I like all sorts of jokes - but only if the humour and grammar are of high quality.
Person T: Hmm, nevermind then - it’s definitely a bit of a curry point!
by Steve Danger August 21, 2013
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douche point

When taking a picture with someone, the act of pointing to the person with whom you're standing as if to claim said person as your bro.
I can't believe my brother did the "douche point" when we met insert celebrity of choice.
by BNLgrl July 27, 2016
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gospel talking points

This describes what people do when they begin an unasked for basic Christian dogma lecture.
These evangelicals came up to ambush me with gospel talking points!
by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021
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