pooty principle

states that one should always side with the pooty in any argument involving the pooty giver and any other persons. It is better to agree with the pooty giver and continue receiving pooty than to express your real views on the situation and have your pooty supply cut off.

This principle has been widely used to disprove "bros before hos" theory.

"She was wrong about it, but I decided to go with the pooty principle"

by rawr123 May 9, 2007

pooty quank

Vagina

"Yo dude, im going to this party tomorrow. Im gonna try and get some of dat pooty quank"

by deecrazycat December 13, 2009

pooty T

the action a disloyal motherfucker commits when he comes around for false reasons, such as getting sympathy, or hooking up.

I thought the guy was pretty cool then he started pulling Pooty Ts and being dodgy; after he met my girl's friend we never heard from him again.

by nolipz October 22, 2003

pooty tang

A sweet tasting malt with a wiff of
china (Can be serverd "on the rocks"
or in the microwave for 4-6 seconds)

Brad drank a sex-on-the-beach, John had
a 42 oz tequila, and I had a very refreshing pooty tang.

by Mike December 9, 2003

Pootie Tang

Tanning naked.

I"m gonna pootie tang so I don't have any awkward tan lines.

by Rogerrogerogeroger August 6, 2011

pooty tang

a stank or nasty vagina

LaQuisha had a stank pooty tang

by c00kie July 15, 2005

Pootie Cake

A large, most likely black, woman who takes part in an economics class well past her primary age to do so. Whom also appears to know much about any subject that is brought up and said class without actually knowing shit.

Large boobs, large lips, LARGE ass, wierd mouth, bad kids.

Mrs. Pootie Cake from economics class

by Pegleg513 October 21, 2009