poncey dipper

To order a side portion of gravy (or other sauce), choosing to dip rather than commit.

Sorry mate, we don’t serve Poncey Dippers in this chippy. There’s a gastropub up the road. Get the fuck out of here!

by MickyToiletDuck June 1, 2018

ponce-ificate

a person who resides in a country that benefits from another country's economic success but has to endure none of the social problems of the wealthier state.

żona ,darling, I know I'm drunk again but I shall go on WHO and ponce-ificate by telling them all how wonderful the EU is, how Putin organises migrant rape gangs and how they are all racists for disagreeing with me all from the comfort of my mono-culture ... oh and the karate instructor called for you...

by Putin's little helper May 13, 2018

Plonker

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

by Chickenboii June 10, 2018

ponce

generally is a man who lacks manly features
2). a weak, effeminate or homosexual man.

u weak little sissy ponce.

by bigpussy3000 September 15, 2018

Plonkett

A boy who takes it in the pooper.

Stephen is a Plonkett.

by Skid King December 9, 2018

plonkerish

word to describe someone being very silly

Eg- Bethan was being very plonkerish that day and Manon wasn’t enjoying it

by Nonam December 27, 2018

poonce

A person of questionable intelligence, a dullard, a person who does things without thinking

You drove your car drunk and had an accident....you fucking poonce

by Mr Canis January 24, 2019