One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
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Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.
The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.
The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.
Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."
Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"
Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"
by phopey October 5, 2011
Get the Penis Handshake mug.Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"
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by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020
Get the How big is your penis mug.When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.
Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.
by CareyB May 25, 2008
Get the sticking your penis in an electrical socket mug.When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.
Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.
Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.
Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.
Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.
by goldbergtdpw December 16, 2012
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