Jesus Patrol

A group of government agents who are in search for Jesus, with the aid of the sex detector gun.
The Jesus Patrol has yet to find the Jesus.
by Murderous Joe December 11, 2003
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Potty Patrol

When at a club a group of women go into the bathroom together. Making sure all are safe from drunk men.
A woman walking to the bathroom alone and is approached by a drunk man the "Potty Patrol" has your back...No one goes to the bathroom alone.
by DiscoDuckie August 01, 2011
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Thot Patrol

The people who will remove all thots, sluts, hoes, and whores from the world for all of mankind to survive.
Jimbo: “Yo John, you see that woman there”
John: “Thot spotted, must die”

Jimbo: “Dude, WTF, she looked sleepable
John “The thot patrol has killed a thot, work done, must report back to base
by Mikau02 April 21, 2018
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Thot Patrol

The Thot Patrol is a group of people who are known for berating or calling out females who act like (And are most often proven to be) a Thot
Thot Patrol officers are also known to call out Fuckboys too, because they are basically the male version of a Thot

The Thot Patrol is a meme and often used as a joke, but it can still be used in a literal sense to humiliate a Thot who tries to ruin a guy(s) relationship life

It has been rumored that the Thot Patrol are recruiting more members..
"If she breathes, she's a THOT"
"THOT DETECTED, EXTERMINATE."
"Thot slayers, unite!"
"Gentlemen and Laddies before Fuckboys and Thots"
-Quotes of the Thot Patrol
by The Fiz May 07, 2018
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Ls patrol

a vehicle of legendary status that is responsible for the thunder in the storm's the howling winds of a hurricane the shaking of earthquakes and the crash of the ocean

it has been said that owning an LS patrol is to know the power of Zeus
did you see that almighty Ls patrol bash that limiter that thing is the destroyer of worlds
by skitz1 December 04, 2018
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Troll Patrol

(secondary definition)

Abuse staff, administrators, moderators, GMs, curators, or others who have banning power on online communities or users who report trolls on such communities to them.

Sometimes refers to all ownership or longtime participants on small communities, or to "abuse" or "community management" personnel on larger sites.
Don't bother reasoning with someone named HitlersSweetie, just report it and let the troll patrol handle it.
by crybabycry April 23, 2011
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paw patrol

something utterly terrible and should have not be made
paw patrol is trash
by dragraceranddrifter August 23, 2023
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