Holiday Package Anxiety

Freaking-out over that special online purchase that's supposed to be delivered before Christmas.

Husband: Why are you so on the edge this week? And what's up with the rash on your arms?

Wife: I'm waiting for Suzy's Christmas Gift to be delivered. I think I have HPA - Holiday Package Anxiety. According to Fed Ex, it's been in Philadelphia for 4 days. I knew I should have purchased her gift on Black Friday!

by Mike Misquez December 23, 2011

my package needs a stimulus

give me some attention ahorita

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.

by BPB 562 February 15, 2009

Aladdin Package Rub

When a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, "rub my package and I'll grant you three wishes!!!"

That chick was so hot, I had to give her an Aladdin package rub.

by billho July 15, 2011

Bundle Package

The act of doing multiple sexual acts that aren't involved in a normal "run of the mill" hookup. I.E. mouth-fucking, anal, ect.

Friend - So how'd it go with that chick last night? Did you smash?

Me: Yeah bro, she got the bundle package.

Friend - Damn its like that? ...What was her number?

by twittrz March 4, 2012

severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"

Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package

by IamPeter June 13, 2015

large package

A male with a large penis and balls.

Andrew jansen has a large package

by Billy Mnm May 3, 2007

Dunkadelic Package

Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " that describes a player who's the combination of size, speed, and possesses an explosive dunk arsenal.

Dwayne Wade is a lethal Dunkadelic Package at the point guard position for Miami. Amare Stoudemire and " The Matrix " Shawn Marion form an explosive Dunkadelic Package for Phoenix.

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 3, 2005