Jade Palace

A place of Oriental Wonder which offers THE BEST Asian buffet in New England. Often associated with Rowdy teenagers. Popular customs include sticking the bathroom plunger to the mirror in the Men's restroom or making a big ass mess on the table before you leave.

Ganyeezy and OD are the f***ing MacDaddy's of Jade Palace. The female waiters worship them.

by Dat MacSheedy May 9, 2011

Gimp Palace

A large building where a considerable amount of bondage occurs, using whips, chains, shackles and role play. Egging can also occur.

Alex: Shall we try the gimp palace tonight kris? Im really horny!

Kris: Yes, ill get my gimp suit.

by Chris409 September 16, 2008

Penis Parachute

A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.

Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."

Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"

Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."

by Jared Juice August 22, 2010

Panaca

The giant penis monster, a powerful minor diety. Lives in the Godland. Stays drunk for many days. Is known to erupt from football fields. Due to events leading up to it becoming a god, it has taken a liking to teaching chemistry; it becomes hard with knowledge, spewing said knowledge over students. Ken Jackso La, the false prophet, was defeated by the Panaca. Blaine Manning is the accidental child of the Panaca and Vagana. For the Panaca's origin story, see Story of the Panaca, Vol. 1.

"Praise be to the Great Panaca!"
"The Panaca will rape you if you don't be careful."

by Randallus July 4, 2008

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003

Japanese Parachute

On the roof of your house, after anal sex, blast your load all over her back, then throw her off the roof.

Not realizing where I parked, I destroyed my car when I gave her a Japanese Parachute.

by rjmcg88 February 22, 2009

Hot Pocket Parachute

A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.

Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...

Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?

Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?

Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.

Guy 1: Are you ok, man?

Guy 2: .......no...

by TommyBecks September 12, 2010