Orphanate

To kill the parents of a living organism.

I orphanate children frequently, and never get caught.

by Speederx99 January 17, 2022

bingo orphan

Children who get left at home while the parents go play bingo all the time.

“Look at those bingo orphans.”

“Poor kids are turning into bingo orphans.”

by Larson Peter November 01, 2023

looks orphan

When you are the only attractive person in your family.

Yeah basically I’m a looks orphan.

by Ericopolis August 13, 2019

Orphan Dick

Orphan dick is when your dick is so small it looks like a teeny weenie orphan

(Name) has a orphan dick.

by Def Not Ian February 19, 2023

mud orphan

A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.

Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.

During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.

by Jonas1 November 05, 2007

Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 05, 2023

Orphan baby

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.

JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.

by Jbrym May 09, 2008