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Orlando Screwjob

TNA's version of the Monteal Screwjob which in Kurt Angle was screwed by A.J."Styling and Profiling" Styles, done because Bret Hart signed a contract with WWE
TNA President: We need more ratings!
Intern: Why done we have a Montreal Screwjob of our own?
TNA President: Done!
Intern: Why done we make it extremely obvious?
TNA President: We'll call it the Orlando Screwjob!
by Knupmc January 25, 2010
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Orlandogasm

n. The intense pleasurable feeling one experiences when one views images or video of Orlando Bloom
Holy moly! I just saw Orlando Bloom on ET on MTV and I just had a huge Orlandogasm!
by Zach Dalton January 21, 2006
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orlando

Orlando is Hell on Earth. This place is a pile of shit. This place is also known as No Man's Land and Exile. This place is a wannabe LA.
The majority of people living in Orlando are twats. There are a few who are cool, and in most cases they are from up north.
by Bakalaka October 9, 2006
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Orlando Bloom

An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.
by Hurkle March 23, 2005
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Orlanta

"Hey, did you hear about the Atlanta shooting?"

"That never happened. What a liar...."

"No! You heard me wrong. I said Orlanta!"

"Did you mean Orlando?"

"No- just..ugh!" *throws wad of gum at other person*
by Dapper Bitch February 14, 2017
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jasmine orlando

she a fat meatball who likes clout and says “that’s that gang gang shit” and she has no neck. and she belly dances everywhere and her rolls jiggle so much. she dates boys who use her for clout and calls herself a queen when she isn’t one
jasmine orlando is ugly
her rolls bounce
by your,favorite,gay,girl August 17, 2019
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Orland-O Bloom

(noun) A picture of Orlando Bloom that is distorted by female orgasm in such a way as to make Orlando Bloom's face the capitulum of a flower, and the female ejaculate the petals of the flower.
Rachel Orland-O bloomed all over that picture!
by SleepyInJerzey April 16, 2007
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