puff levels

The measuring system of John Green's stress. The amount of stress increases directly with the puff level of his hair. Commonly used by Nerdfighters, or fans of he and his brothers Youtube account.

I have an exam tomorrow, puff levels will be high

by Pending Names January 2, 2015

Boss level

A level containing a hard enemy to defeat (also known as a boss)

I'm having a hard time beating the boss level. . .

by Piie9 May 8, 2021

neki level

basically when someone says some next level shit that doesn't sound believable

kill : "im actually good at csgo ngl
9K :" you on some neki level shit my guy 💀"
kayko : frrrrrr

by The9KChannel December 20, 2020

GAF level

GAF is an acronym for Give a Fuck. Hence, a low GAF level indicates that the bearer feels answerable to very few. A high GAF level would mean that said person would be intimidated by an outside source and would try to exhibit more responsible behavior, language, etc.

A: I couldn't believe the things you were saying at last night's party.

B: Yeah, well, these days my GAF level is pretty low. I look forward to the day when it will be zero.

by pfon February 19, 2012

Cock Level

The state of being in which ones head is at an equal level vertically with a set of male genitalia.

Cord- "Hey Leslie, wanna suck my dick?"
Leslie- "Why on Earth would I want to do that?"
Cord- "Well I just figured since you were at cock level..."

by Renegadeangel92 March 4, 2010

entry level

A position, usually within a company, that assumes you have no previous work experience. If hired for said position, the employee starts off with minimum pay which is determined by the company, and has to work his/her ass off to prove him/herself worthy of advancement, and often to reach the same amount of money that he/she was making at a previous job. Entry level often means that you are not in the position to negotiate wages at the interview.

Interview:

Potential employee: .....and I also graduated with honors and a significant amount of work experience in the field....etc etc etc"

Employer: I can offer you entry level at $6.00 an hour.

by Pallonia January 29, 2009

O Levels

To perform oral sex, ordinarily fellatio. Pun on the historic British secondary level exam. Twinned with A Levels which are the act of anal sex

Especially used in the escorting world to signify the provider offers fellatio without a condom.

We had some top O Level action, she sucked the spunk right out my dick and didn't spit, swallowing the lot.

Candy is an openminded girl who has passed her O Levels.

by RobinP63 August 17, 2009