Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.

Shotgun my ass, dad!

by mcflykitty August 8, 2018

buzzing my ass

One step beyond busting your ass.

Hey man, I've spent the whole day buzzing my ass, I can't believe how busy I am.

by S3nd41 December 12, 2020

having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

swag on my ass

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017

my ass is ate

When your ass is just really ate, you could be high, you could be having a great day, but you just feel on top of the world.

Scout: Wow, the weather is so nice outside today
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!

by Adamadamadamlucas February 28, 2018

jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

by Instincts74 August 21, 2017

puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.

It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!

by Shabidoo June 20, 2019