oklahoma jitters

When you drink too much coffee, and it makes you uncomfortable inside and out

Man, I shouldn't have had that fourth cup of coffee, it gave me the Oklahoma Jitters!

by SharkSausage August 3, 2020

Oklahoma windmill

When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.

She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.

Or
Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
Or
Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.

by Big red Olaf February 17, 2022

Oklahoma Donut

The process of giving your sister a rimjob.

Dude, why does your breath smell so bad?
Oh I had a wicked Oklahoma donut last night.

by Mr. Webster himself12 August 4, 2017

Oklahoma stingray

When the guy misses the pussy and goes in the ass

I Oklahoma stingrayed her last night

by Mitchellkyle June 27, 2019

Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

oklahoma soaker

When you’re working on an oil rig and you accidentally, or on purpose, pee on your fellow rig hands.

“I was peeing over the edge of the rig and I gave Phillip an Oklahoma Soaker. Bounced right off his hard hat!”

by ClaretyS April 28, 2021

Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.

"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!

by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022