nob end

dumn shit who is a total wanker

'rameet'

by dom March 21, 2003

nob grunge

Steven Amos

Look he's a dick head
That's because he's a Knob Grunger

by Steven Amos September 25, 2003

nob twat

a nob twat is someone who is an arrogant, self centered, egotistical, nob jocky, of the male variety who believes all women love them. he then has the arrogance to charge HER, to spank him...

an example of this would be... speecho who is a nob twat

by penisberrysugar December 13, 2008

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease

"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"

by sptk December 1, 2007

Nob smuggler

Anal rape; This is due to the cock being smuggled up the unsuspecting persons arsehole.

Nob smuggler

Wife: Wrong hole fool!

Me: Oops, sorry. (Ha, ha, you've just been smuggled).

by Dr Elsbeth Buchanan February 14, 2009

nob polisher

A woman who loves riding cock.

If you're desperate for a fuck go and visit the 'nob polisher', she's always up for it.

by muffmeister May 29, 2016

Nob Rot

Any form of STD that a male receives to his nob

''I slept with that rough bird from the estate last night... think I got nob rot!''

by Cornish Pirate January 9, 2009