Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

Glazed Tuna

When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.

I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.

by JRfoR34Lnigga July 13, 2014

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days

That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100

by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021

Blaze glaze

The look on someone's face when they're stoned

Jas Greg had such blaze glaze last night , his eyes looked like pissholes in the snow

by Philtheviking July 11, 2016

GLAZED CHICKEN

why in the shit would you search this up. how did you even find this. get out, wha tare you doing with your life you fucking wierdo

i will shove a glazed chicken up your ass if you dont scram rn

by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 2, 2020

glazed pecan

A vagina after sex or after being at a beach all day in Mississippi, giving it a layer to make it looked glazed over.

See Becky over there? I'm gonna give her a glazed pecan tonight!

My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!

by glazedpecan October 28, 2015

Slay and Glaze

To have sexual intercourse with a female and then cover said female with ejaculate.

At the BBQ, I told Mark's younger sister that I wanted to Slay and Glaze her. I took her down Conan-style. She was no match for my sword. Plus, she was amenable when I told her that she was gonna get glazed like a Dunkin'.

by gaucho14 March 23, 2009