Old Tomato

Substitute for ultimatum

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato

by Lzydogrnch July 24, 2020

Tomato explosion

Picking up big can of tomato paste willst it’s open trying to put it in the fridge but all of it spills and go everywhere.

Person 1: why is there tomato paste all over your shirt?
Person 2: a tomato explosion happened
Person 1 oh.

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020

Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

bleeding tomato

A reference to one's vagina during their menstrual cycle.

My bleeding tomato stained my white pants.

by Team3redheads December 30, 2019

Tomato bitchkeeper

One of those retarded expressions people create on urban dictionary, with sex involved by default so they can reach +1000 likes with zero effort, this because that is the only definition someone wrote for that word

Tomato bitchkeeper

A fat dude wearing a red hoodie who eats lots of ass

by Some fucker took my name August 16, 2019

Going tomato

When someone goes red because of embarrassment.

"You like her don't you"
"Nah, I don't"
"Yeh you do, you're so embarrassed. You're Going tomato. You're going bare tomato"

by Lexicognitive June 26, 2018

Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around

Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!

by Grod1 January 18, 2016