When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.
by Kasbrochilligans June 1, 2012
Get the Poop Swoopmug. When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
by lunatic7 February 9, 2012
Get the swoop and tuckmug. To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")
That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.
by ching blang June 29, 2008
Get the swoop and swapmug. The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
Get the the emo swoopmug. stuffing all of your uneaten sushi in a bowl of miso soup to hide so that the restaurant can't charge you for the leftovers.
When you're at all-you-can-eat sushi and you can't eat all you thought you could eat, the Miso Swoop is a handy trick.
by skittlekitty2227 September 28, 2011
Get the Miso Swoopmug. When you hate being booped but people think your adorable anyways, so you move your head when they try to do it.
by Kai_the_bisexuwhale April 25, 2021
Get the Boop Swoopmug. by Gargdhfj637446 March 16, 2015
Get the Shanghai Swoopmug.