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clueless newbie

Someone who is new and thinks that they know much about a subject (when it is evident they know little). Usually associated with IRC/asl.
by louis October 22, 2001
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newborn

He's 18 a newborn and she's a 35 year old cougar
by Prince Kush October 1, 2009
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newburyport

hell with a zipcode.
dude 1: hey i live in newburyport.
dude 2: sucks, man.
by fucknewbs April 3, 2009
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Newbie

A term that was developed in Vietnam since 60% of the new recruits died in their first 3 months of service.

The senior soldiers used to name the new recruits "newbies" so that they didn't have to know the real names of the soldiers when they died in the field.
We lost another newbie today Captain.
by Mike_B July 15, 2008
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twilight newbie

the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.
newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
by Twilight is my religion x3 March 27, 2008
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Newberg

A town in Northern Oregon populated by rich old people, hott chicks that are as churchy as nuns, and guys who feel they are bad for being the biggest douche bags on a Christian School campus
Q: Can I touch you?
A: No..
Q: Oh you live in Newberg don't you?
by GFU Student December 1, 2010
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Newberg High School

Not as bad as it's put out to be, the other person probably just has a little sand in their vagina and is pissed because everyone at NHS hates them. Lot's of skanks and potheads, but that's pretty much any high school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Newberg High School.
Person 1: Oh, cool.
by sup1234563413612 August 10, 2009
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