Napoleon

Military genius of Corsican origin, who unfortunately went on to lead France, of all places, to military glory- but after starting the first world war (1805, France vs. the world except america who went to war with the british over a matter unrelated to napoleon in 1812) was cast out of france, in defeat. returned in 1815 for the Hundred Days Campaign, ending in Waterloo, when he was once again cast out. this loss was not an allied victory, but a french loss, as they made more mistakes here than the rest of the war combined. Biggest mistake of his carrer was invading russia- 400,000 veteran soldiers sent to freeze to death and leave france unprotected. Thus is france today- Flat Coke- disgusting and worthless, but noce good and full of potential. Since Napoleon, France has been useless; when napoleon was exhiled, they traded their glorious flag of red white and blue, for just white.

Vive la France! o, Napoleon's not there anymore? Long live America! Washington's dead too? DAMN! Britain? DAMN IT ALL!!!

by CTC November 21, 2003

Napoleown

To totally dominate in the field of awesomeness, fun, or coolness.

That roller coaster Napoleowned all the other ones.

Today totally Napoleowned.

by nobody_important August 4, 2007

Nasal Depression

The state of being depressed about the size, shape, or color of one's nose. Can lead to decrease of self confidence.

Me: I have nasal depression.
LaDonna: LaMeelah, go see a nasal psychiatrist.

by LaMeelah March 25, 2009

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010

Napoleonophobia

Fear of midgets taking over the world.

The tall man with the booming voice greatest fear was that someday midgets were indeed going to take over the world. His Napoleonophobia was driving him to the brink of insanity.

by pixiechicky June 23, 2011

Napoleon 4x4 Complex

A serious and sometimes fatal psychiatric condition. The individual suffering from the disability finds themselves under-endowed and attempts to assert their manhood through other outlets; i.e. driving large trucks with no good business purposes for doing so.

"Did you see that as* driving the 4x4 over a curb??"

"Yep. Classic case of the Napoleon 4x4 Complex. We should pity him."

by Nmaiello July 21, 2014

namolia

A mental-state where person have a single-minded, rabid support for a person or cause, focusing only on one specific positive aspect and ignoring all damning past facts and future considerations.

You still believe it after all counter-examples you must have namolia.

by the-great-equalizer April 25, 2014