Mutton Slop

When, after giving anal sex, the man takes his penis and wipes poo around the girls chin to make it look like a mutton chop.

(I made this up myself)

"My girlfriend looked hilarious after I gave her that mutton slop."

by DatSexyBeast100 February 23, 2010

Mution

Something that can be - stupid, uncool, unfortunate, bad, unlucky.

(in reference to a pop quiz) Man, that's so mution.

by not funny haha, funny peculiar September 22, 2005

Mutton

A red car.

Red cars are faster!

by p0rt21 April 30, 2004

mumory

A memory of your mother

I have a mumory of baking cakes

by smamfa August 14, 2009

Mudmoose

An incredibly muddly wet dog; a dog who has been out in the rain; a dog who has been digging in the yard and is covered with mud; a dripping wet muddy dog with muddy feet staring at you from outside the sliding glass door who wants to come in and get mud all over your house.

"That Mudmoose wants to come in the house!" "That dog's been digging in the yard again...now he's a f...in' mudmoose!" "Don't let that mudmoose in here again, the last time he got mud all over the couch!" "Dry off that mudmoose, then he can come in."

by Lars the conqueror April 1, 2010

mutton chop

When you are a cuck loving mook who should just kill theirselves.

Brad shut up you mutton chop.

by MEMESLAYER9901 November 6, 2017

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011